Wednesday, April 14, 2021

Avon Calling


I am an Avon Lady or more politically correct, an Avon Representative. I have been selling Avon products for over 25 years. 

You probably noticed the banner ads for my online Avon Store that I have been posting here for the past few days. I decided to open the store to help Femulate readers obtain what they need online, have it shipped directly to their home and avoid dealing with civilian merchants, who may or may not be sympathetic. Shopping in my store, you have a trans-sister as a merchant, who will answer all your questions with a sympathetic and knowledgeable ear.

If you are not familiar with Avon products, we sell everything that a lady needs including cosmetics, nail polish, fragrances, skin and hair care products, jewelry, clothing, footwear, shapewear and more.

In addition to being an Avon Lady, I am an Avon customer and have been using Avon products for over 30 years. My makeup regimen is almost exclusively composed of Avon products, as are all the skin care products I use. As they say, the “proof is in the pudding” and after using Avon products for over half my adult life, I think I look presentable for a 70-year-old femulator. 

So, here is the link to my Avon Store. I hope you will visit, look around and maybe find something you can use. 



Wearing New York & Company
Wearing New York & Company



Harland Williams (right) femulating in “Mr. Headmistress,” a 1998 episode of television’s The Wonderful World of Disney.
Harland Williams (right) femulating in “Mr. Headmistress,” a 1998 episode of television’s The Wonderful World of Disney.

2 comments:

  1. Stana
    The powers that be can call you and your colleagues what they like
    To us mere mortals you are Avon Ladies
    The term Avon lady has been around so long that, here in the UK, it is in the dictionary
    The Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English shows:-
    noun A woman who sells products made by Avon by calling at peoples houses
    Lucy

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  2. So Harland Williams already showed hir chops before Sorority Boys (2002) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0279781

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