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Your Yearbook

Reader contributions to the Femulate Coffee Break! fund help cover the annual Flickr Pro fee that keeps alive a remarkable archive: more than 4,500 photos of womanless events collected by Starla Trimm from online high school yearbooks.

The collection spans nearly a century — from 1929 to the present — and features mostly womanless beauty pageants, Halloween festivities, gender-bender days, and stage productions. It’s an unexpectedly fascinating glimpse into a long-running tradition of school humor, performance, and social role reversal.

The photos are organized alphabetically into 26 albums by school name — A through Z (well, technically A through Y, since there’s no X album). There’s also an “Unknown Location” folder for the handful of images whose origins remain a mystery.

As you might expect with a collection this large, there are a few duplicate images scattered throughout the archive, and I’m slowly weeding those out over time.

Anyway, without further ado, click here to access the Yearbook albums.

Wearing Stylwe

Lovely Harry Cannon won the Miss Cutie Pie contest in 1970 at Southside High School in Florence, South Carolina.

Stuff 119: Bigger

By J.J. Atwell

Bigger Is Better?

I’ve talked about this before and here it is again. Are bigger breasts better? Better than what? Good question. OK, so perhaps I have an obsession with breasts. In guy mode I do appreciate that aspect of felinity as long as they are nicely proportioned. 

However, what in girl mode qualifies as “nicely proportioned” breasts are a matter of perspective. That’s the challenge. What size is appropriate? How big is too big? For those of us who try to dress to blend in, having large breasts that attract too much attention works against that. 

Let’s take a step back and I’ll tell you how I ended up with my current size. I tried different things. It was pretty easy to find bras in various cup sizes to see what worked. The trick is to put them on, fill them up just right, and then wear a top that fits well. 

Take a look in the mirror or in pictures from different angles to see how it looks. Then, try a bigger size and see if it’s better or worse. Maybe a smaller size is better? It’s all about what you like. I finally settled on my current large B/small C size. 

On another note, we CDs are lucky because we get to pick our breast size, unlike most GGs. But maybe that’s also a bit of a responsibility. 

Enter the Real World

Despite having settled on my current size, I keep observing GGs in the real world and how they look. I’m sure this is no surprise to most of us, but there is a huge variation in female breast size. You’ll see pretty much every size of breasts on the GGs. It doesn’t seem to matter how tall the woman is. It also doesn’t matter how much they weigh. If you look at an “average” woman out in public you’ll no doubt see many different breast sizes. That’s the wonder and beauty of the human condition. 

As I mature as a CD, I’ve decided that I could carry larger breasts while still being within normal ranges. So I’m taking the plunge and going up a size. Just one cup size since I don’t want to go overboard. That’s something that appears to be common in the CD community. 

Of course going up a cup size means I’ll have to buy new bras. And some of my tops or dresses won’t look or fit right. So I’ll have to plan a big try-on session with JJ’s current clothing and set aside those that no longer work. Those will be donated to a good cause. After that I guess I’ll need to do more shopping to replenish my wardrobe. I suspect I’m not alone in enjoying shopping for my girl stuff. It’s a burden that I readily assume. 

I’ll Be Back

Comments are welcome either here on the blog or by email to Jenn6nov at-sign gmail dot com. JJ is always looking for more stuff so let me know what you would like to read about.

Wearing Bebe

Nick Sinckler, Kuba Szmajkowski, Marcin Januszkiewicz and Ewelina Flinta impersonate The Pussycat Dolls on Polish television's Twoja twarz brzmi znajomo.