Foxed

If you’re a Firefox user, you may have had trouble visiting Femulate lately. Depending on its security settings, Firefox may insist on an HTTPS connection, which Femulate currently lacks.

I remembered seeing an HTTPS option in my blog’s settings, so I sashayed over to investigate. Sure enough, there it was: “HTTPS availability.”

I clicked the gray button to enable it, expecting a simple fix.

Instead, Blogger informed me: “SAVE FAILED” and “You have not been authorized to use this domain. Please follow the settings instructions.”

I clicked RETRY, hoping Blogger might reconsider.

It did not.

I scratched my wig, trying to figure out what to do next.

Then I asked AI, which supplied a list of steps to solve the problem. With my painted fingers crossed, I started working through them.

Things broke down halfway through step two.

I decided to eat lunch.

Wearing Shein

Aleksandr Revva femulating in the Russian film Naughty Grandma.