Thursday, August 17, 2017

If I Only Had A Butt

Yesterday's daily e-mail advertisement from ModCloth included a swimsuit that I immediately recognized. So, who wore it better... Chelsea Manning or the ModCloth model?

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I have an anti-J.Lo butt.

Head-on, I look curvaceous, but from the side or rear, not so much because my butt is as flat as the Great Plains. Instead of the Great Plains, I would prefer the rolling Berkshire Hills.

If any of you were in the same boat and successfully corrected the problem, I would love to hear how you did it. (I'd like to wear a swimsuit like Chelsea, but first I need a butt!)

Source: Tory Burch
Wearing Tory Burch (Source: Tory Burch)

Brian Deacon
Brian Deacon femulates in the 1972 British film The Triple Echo.


  1. Stana
    You may have just completed flipping your mindset to 'total woman' with your complaints about your butt.
    Please take a look at the photo of 'Polka Dot Polish girl'. Tell me that photo does not only show that its what's up front that counts but that there is nothing wrong with the caboose. You look great and whatever you did in that outfit to enhance the back end obviously seemed to work nicely. I love that look and love that dress with the hose and heels.

  2. I don't just need a butt, but hips as well! :-(


  3. I haven't found a comfortable solution, but there are padded panties, with pads on the hips, butt, or both.

  4. Has anyone out there tried a Veronica? Sold by Classic Curves Intl.
    Not cheap. Appears heavy and not for summer weather. Just wanted to to know b4 I bought. ncmarkko

  5. I have tried both padded panties and silicon pads on buttocks and hips. In the end though I decided that comfort was more important than form and just go with what I have. I find I am much more comfortable and relaxed and it's one less thing to worry about.

  6. Be careful for what you wish for. I have been wolf-whistled by men with my butt, even dressed as a man. I am a heterosexual male and the last thing I want is a whistle from a man.

  7. Hi Stana, Amazon has padded panties, as I'm sure you know. I use a hip and rear enhancer, I've found having a waist, hips and butt really completes our look. I've sent you a pic or two over the years for "your favorite pic of you". Hugs Allison