That rare event will actually take place a mere 20 miles from home: at the Warner Theater in Torrington, CT on April 27.
Shannon clued me in about the event and I found this related article.
Dubbed the "Woah-Man Beauty Pageant," it is a fund-raiser for a local food bank with 43 local "girls" competing for the crown. A bridal shop will provide the dresses and gowns and hair salons will provide wigs and makeup.
I hope this is a trend and there will be more womanless pageants in this neck of the woods; maybe one that is so local that I will be able to participate.