Stuff 71: Girl Card

By J.J. Atwell

Do CDs have a “Girl Card”?

As guys, we’ve probably all had occasion for joking with other guys about turning in their “Man Card.” You know, your buddy just ordered a fancy drink at the bar rather than a beer or straight booze and somebody says, “Turn in your man card.” Is there a similar concept for CDs? Would it be a CD Card or a Girl Card?

I Think So

There are things that we do as CDs that we can similarly joke with other CDs about. For example, if you have less than 10 pairs of heels, you probably should turn in your CD Card. I can think of several other measures. Like if you have more men’s beauty products than women’s cosmetics. More men’s dress shirts than women’s sparkly tops. More bras than your SO. 

This Is a Joke

OK, at this point some of you are getting upset. You may be thinking that I’m making fun of you or CDs, as a whole. It’s not personal folks. I like to see humor in everything and my sense of humor is quirky. Sometimes my mind has a mind of its own.

I think it’s good to make fun of ourselves from time-to-time and not take things too serious. In the meantime, I might spend some effort trying to design a CD Card to hand out to my friends. And demand it back when they do something guy-ish. 

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I’ll be back with more Stuff for sure. Comments are welcome either here on the blog or by email to Jenn6nov at-sign gmail dot com. JJ is always looking for more stuff so let me know what you would like to read about.

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